Satan's Bookclub

There I was, promising to straighten up and get down to business, and then life hit me with a couple more punches to the noggin. I'm sorry, we've just had a couple of deaths in my family within a week of a each other, so it's been a bit overwhelming. Just give me until the end of the month, and then we'll figure out what to do about the bookclub book, and I'll start paying attention to book news. And maybe I'll review The Historian. I haven't started it yet.

In the meantime, please enjoy this story of a woman who thinks she knows Harry Potter better than J.K. Rowling, so she wrote a revised edition of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. And her issue is not what you'd think, at first, if you have read the book. It has to do with romance. And I have to say, I agree with J.K. Rowling on this one. This woman is crazy! The romantic relationships have been obvious for many books.
(Link via Bookslut)

edited to add: I have no idea if that article is true... given the source, it could be a parody. You never know. Either way, it's funny. I thought it was real when I first read it, but after investigating the site a little further. :)

Posted by jodi at 09:32 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

I've been a bit distracted. Personal issues. Love, Sex, Death, internet connection issues, the release of Sims2 for the mac. The usual. Not devoting myself fulling to the work of Satan. But I have to tell you, this gave me new inspiration. It's the Parents Against Bad Books in Schools review guidelines. Why, I may just apply some of their techniques when doing my own book reviews. Do you think they'd mind?

For each type checked above also indicate level of vividness/graphicness using the following as a general guide:
Basic (B): large breasts
Graphic (G): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts
Very graphic (VG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples
Extremely graphic (EG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples covered with glistening sweat and bite marks.

Here's to hoping that some of you are enjoying EG sexual content in your lives as we speak.

Via Dr. Frank

Posted by jodi at 08:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

From: "Karen Grant" <spamyspamyspamalot@u_r_a_sucker.spam>
Date: July 2, 2005 6:09:54 AM PDT
To: jodi@satansbookclub.com
Subject: Re:Last Wish

Dear Beloved,

My name is Mrs. Karen Grant I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you, I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, Who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched By God to donate from what I have inherited from my late Husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow My relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. 
Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God To forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God.

I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000(five million five Hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the Fact that my relatives are around my health status and me. I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware I have changed my will; you and he will arrange for the change of ownership of the funds as it is presently deposited in a strong trunk box, and lodged in a coded Security company whose name is withheld basically for security and confidential purposes and would only be released to (you).

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and Please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my Executor Simon William with this specified emailrusolicitor@netscape.net with your full names contact telephone/fax number and your full address and tell him that I have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you that we have been friend for some years before now as I rightly introduced you to him, and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you as my best friend for a specific good work. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this by God. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I Don’t want my husbands relatives or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Karen Grant

Posted by jodi at 09:45 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)