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May 29, 2005

Message board is up!

I have started one post, with a question from the author's website. However, you are free to start as many threads as you like.

Bookclub Forum.

More tomorrow...

May 23, 2005

Upcoming Book Discussion

Hi!

Technically, the day for Bookclub Discussion of Lamb starts Thursday the 26th. But I know a lot of you could use a few extra days. So we'll give you until Sunday. I should have the bookclub forum up by Saturday.

Yay!

Looking forward to discussing books!

May 19, 2005

Satan loves Bruce Campbell

And so do we, in the bookclub. I have very fond memories of the Reading/Signing for his previous book "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor," and I am thrilled to find out he is coming to Seattle on June 27th for his new book "Make Love - The Bruce Campbell Way." [Which comes out on June 1st]

If you are a Bruce Campbell fan, try to get out to see him, if he comes to your town. You will not regret it. If you are not a Bruce Campbell fan, shame on you. Email me and I will provide you with some steps you can take to rectify that.

Groovy.

Since when are we confused about evolution?

Children's author Lisa Westberg Peters cancels visit to elementary school when she is asked not to speak about her book "Our Family Tree: an Evolution Story," because of it's controversial nature. Controversial? Since when is evolution controversial? It's science. She calls it censorship and she's right. I don't get it, even in the 1980's in Oklahoma they taught evolution. I took a genetics class for pete's sake... that's ALL about Darwin! Oh well, it's the school's loss.

To the creationists out there, I ask you to repeat after me "Separation of Church and State."

Thank you.

Also, I find it hard to believe that there is only a 49% chance I'll go to hell. But yay me for 100% sloth!

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 100%
Lust: 80%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.

May 11, 2005

Oh What a Beautiful Sense of Family Values... Oh What Narrow Little Minds....

From Bookslut..

The Oklahoma House of Representatives has passed a resolution that would ban books on gay families from the children's sections of public libraries. The bill's sponser, Republican Sally Kern, does not see this as cencorship, because she is not asking anyone to throw the books away, or burn them.

Shame on you, Sally. And shame on the 81 members that voted in favor of this resolution. And shame on Oklahoma.... you see why I left?

May 01, 2005

Book Review: Down on Ponce by Fred Willard

"The monkey gods are going to laugh when I bowl with the skulls of those guys that burnt J.C."

Down on Ponce by Fred Willard is one of your better buddy-crime novels. A tender story of five misfits who find a common bond in lifelong dedication to crime, it has everything I like in it. It’s noir, It’s strange. It’s insane, violent, funny, clever and brilliant. It’s a little bit twisted and sick. And if you read it, you may not go straight to hell, but a print out of your soul will be kept on file, and it will go down in your permanent record.

Ponce de Leon Avenue is called “Ponce” by locals and is a haven for “the homeless, the lawless and the restless” in Atlanta. Sam, is an ex-drug lord, pulled out of retirement and caught up in a conspiracy. When his friend Jimmy is killed while trailer-sitting for him, he figures someone should pay. He goes to Atlanta to hide out, and make plans. There he meets Charley, a rockabilly ex-con who drives a hearse as Death’s personal representative to the city of Atlanta. With Charley comes Stinky Lloyd, an amputee in a wheelchair, and Half Moon Bob, who used to be called Full Moon Bob before he lost half his round face to cancer. Together, this crew of crime geniuses is missing only one member: Bug Raiford, currently incarcerated in a Federal Mental Hospital. Sam's plan is simple.
Step One: Set up new identity, introduce yourself to the Bad Guys
Step Two: Break Bug out of the loony bin.
Step Three: Double cross baddies, steal millions of dollars while avoiding murderous white Rastafarians from Hoboken and exacting revenge upon the forces that double crossed you, killed your friend, and blew up your trailer.

There is a lot of sin in this book including your recreational drug use, profit from crime, theft, murder, adulterous sexual relations, child abuse, high cholesterol, homosexuality, institutionalized schooling, homoerotic arts and crafts depicting political leaders, fetus flingers, foul language, false idolatry, mental illness, psychotic lawyers, and a general mocking, disrespectful attitude towards Republicans, God, and the King James Bible. It is therefore, with infinite sadness, I must say that if you are at all concerned about your soul, you will need to avoid this book. If you decide to risk it, you'll be rewarded with some of the wittiest dialog in the tri-state area. You'll find yourself quoting some of the better bits, and pushing the book at your friends, so they can understand your genius.

I give it four pentacles. Why not five? If you are going to get Five Star Evil, you have to make me shudder at the depravity, I have to abandon all hope, because I know my soul is doomed. There is a respectable level of wickedness in Down on Ponce, but trust me, it's worth it.

"I don't have any faith either, but I guess if I was going to build an altar and bow down to somebody it would be Jerry Lee Lewis."

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